HURRY! ENROLLMENT ON-GOING!!

((please fill out the form and mail to bludox@yahoo.com))

1. Name:
2. Age:
3. Birthday:

cut the crap. let's make it more relationship-specific.

1. Name:
2. Sex/Gender: MALE/ choose: (Bi, Straight, Metrosexual, Multi-sexual)
3. Baog ka ba? Yes or No.
4. Are you a horny-pervert? if yes proceed to #31 if not-so-much, answer #5.
5. How many ex-girlfriendsss?
6. Had FUBUs?How many?if more than one proceed to #31
7. Practiced safe sex with past relationships? (baka may anak ka na pala.)
8. Educational Attainment:
9. Employed? If yes, answer follwing questions. If not proceed to #14
10. How much is your salary?
11. Kaya mo ba ko pag-aralin?
12. Mapapadoktor mo ba ko pag-nagkasakit ako?
13. Mapapagawan mo ba ng bahay mga magulang ko?
14. Magpapakilala ka ba naman sa mga magulang ko??
15. Do you remember anniversaries?If yes proceed to #16, If no proceed to #31
16. Do you give gifts?if yes proceed to #17. if no proceed to #18
17. Price range from what price to what price?
18. How often will you hurt me in a day?
19. Will you love the people , places and things i love?
20. Are you allergic to dogs?if no, proceed to #21, if yes proceed to #31
21. Do you have a nice nape? (batok) attach picture.
22. Do you have good conversation skills?
23. Good grammar?
24. God Fearing?
25. Do you attend mass?
26. Are you even CATHOLIC??
27. What are your likes?
28. Dislikes?
29. Knows how to kiss? If yes, proceed to #30 if no, proceed to #31
30. Will you truly love me?

Requirements:

• Whole Body picture. Preferably with clothes on.
• A close-up picture of your nape (batok)
• Birth Certificate, proving you're human.
• NBI clearance. proving your still HUMAN.
• SSS. and ME, as your beneficiary.
• The Title of your parent's house. The AUTHENTIC copy.
• An essay entitled: "How I Can Make Kai Happy Spiritually, Nutritionally, Educationally, Physically and Sexually"

FAQ.

Q: Where is question number 31?Im kinda getting lost...- posted by hornyguyimyours

A: EXACTLY!!