weird daw becasue of all the people, the billions of worthless people, it is me that the world picks on. and that jinx happens every single day of my life. LRT security guards shout at me, prohibit me to do things that others can do (ex: sit on the floor) i get caught for the most trivial things, while others can do INDECENT AND WAY TOO EXPLICIT ACTS but still remains to me uncaught! maybe i am weird. ok. i can take that. but please, spare my family. .not my parents, please...
lumelevel up na kasi ang jinx ko. hindi na security guards, MMDA na. and what happened is the suckiest of all suckers. mama and papa fetched me at about 1:30am sa market market. we got a bit confused when we came near the area of kapasigan but we went straight ahead. then this fat policeman stopped us. COUNTERFLOWING DAW. meaning we went the wrong direction, meaning the street was ONE WAY. and he asked for my mother's license. POTAH. mom lost her wallet a month ago, with all her ids, atms, credit cards and all adn yes her license. mom made an excuse, she left it at home, sa wheelchair ni papa. ang bobong pulis pinabababa si papa, TANGA, GAGO! so this icky policeman motioned to remove our plate, mom started crying, i was about to cry too when i remembered that our car was not yet registered for 2006. tangina. MALAS. the policeman noticed that too at nadagdagan ang putang problema namin. papa was imploring, mama was crying and i was holding my noisy dog, yes, NEMO na pinaginitan din ng baboy na pulis.
the policeman kept on sayong "o ano na gagawin natin?" i had a hint that this fat species is asking for a KOTONG. he had been repeating that devious phrase for 3 times! and then he asked us to go down our car kasi iiimpound na. GAGO! paano uuwi tatay ko ng WALANG WHEELCHAIR BOBO!!
we can't actually fight because they have a verys strong ground! reckless driving (COUNTERFLOW DAW) no license, unregistered vehicle. potah. BINGO ang mga hinayupak! no choice but to give them my last money-- P600.00.
MAGIC.
they went away with a smile on their face. with a "ingat na lang kayo ma'am sa pagmamaneho!" when mom asked "saan po kami dadaan? kasi oneway to?"
alam niyo ba sinabi ng mga puta?
"Sige directcho lang po kayo, hindi one way toh!"
PUTAAAAANG INA KAYOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*excuse my kind words*
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